This lady had a mild goitre, and her reason for not quitting was that if she quit smoking the 'lumps in my neck would turn to cancer'. No serious medical problems and she was very fit. It wasn't one of my finer experiences at the doctor. So check our anthology of the most awkward questions by patients, brittle humored doctors, and hilarious nurses, who also have plenty of funny stories to tell. Turns out she was a realtor and didn’t want her water to break while she was showing a house, so she put a glass cup in her pants to catch the water. "We explain why.Son frowns. The doctor explained to his patient that she suffered from inflammation of the cervix. "Because of the Ebola", Do doctors ever wish they could just say "Yes its because of the Ebola?". Was driving with my partner and patient in the back. "But doctor, I LOVE cocaine." Not a doctor but work in pharmacy. I took care of an 11 year old boy in the ER a little while back. He also serves as co-director of the Michigan Bowel Control Program. Some years prior she had sustained a gunshot wound to the frontal area, damaging the underside of one of her frontal lobes and severing an optic nerve to one of her eyes, as well as some of the muscles that rotated that eyeball. Must be his first time to see a doctor too. Go to the dentist to get some X-rays annnnd it turns out to be a piece of a tortilla chip. Arizona patient stories. Patient: Drugs! “It tasted awful.” Since she was feeling better, I didn’t have the heart to tell her they’re called eardrops for a reason. story.doctor I am a family doctor in Castlegar and on Nov. 28 I was diagnosed with … If you don't love your child enough to say no, why have children? Bradford is the executive vice dean for academic affairs at Michigan Medicine and the Charles J. Krause, M.D., Collegiate Professor of Otolaryngology. While in dental school my friend pulled out several bombed out (technical term) teeth on a adult male. Wouldn't help. Mom told me the story, and how she had previously asked him to not itch himself with other things of hers. Feeling some pressure “back there”, I reached down and patted the doctor on the head. Moving onto the frontline: A doctor’s story Dr. Sterling Malish moved from the East Coast just in time for a coronavirus surge. It started when she was 11. He told a nurse to sit there and not let me leave with my parents. My COVID Story: A doctor at the nearby clinic misdiagnosed my condition and wanted me to start intravenous medicines; You must take your brain out for a walk everyday! Umm, why are you in a wheelchair? I just had a big lunch. Please enter your email to complete registration. Answered the bed alarm for a 90 year old this evening. If I didn’t get it right the first time, I did it again until I got it right. MORE FROM THE LAB: Subscribe to our weekly newsletter. No words are needed to explain why I wanted to become a doctor.”. This old lady is now convinced her nosebleed after falling on her face is related to an "infection" from the dental issue a year ago. Most of these a a fiery statement for decent sex ed!! Error occurred when generating embed. When I went to the ER to have a painful ingrown toenail removed, I was sobbing, gagging, petrified … the works. Paramedic here. Apply Filter. Never stop showing compassion!". 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Please tell me you put on your gravest expression and said, "I'm afraid you haven't." “The journey to becoming a physician has now taken me full-circle. did she even go to school? He also serves as co-director of the Comprehensive Stroke Program. Not a cyst, but arthritis in the joint. Didn’t your doctor tell you about it?” “No.” She rechecked the orders. I developed a similar bump on the top of my foot. So I gave her all kinds of things to make her go and the moment comes when she feels the urge. Happy and talking about how hot the nurse was. I work for an optometrist and it was the month before school started and a woman brought in her son to have his eyes checked for the first time. Doctors find their calling in many different ways. ahh the innocence of youth. "Yes but gatorade has more electrolytes. This happened in med school. I say simple biology class, human body biology. At one point she let the pronoun slip "she and I..." and my wife said, "wait, let's back up a minute." "Me too, lady. Then, try to answer the questions about the story. Not KY jelly. I had a patient in her 30s complain of monthly rectal bleeding that would last 4-6 days and stop on its own. Scoped a guy with knee pain - the joint looked perfect. Apparently I also saw a picture of my throat and asked if it was a dinosaur. I went in for a prostate exam and when the doctor was performing it, I ejaculated. No. Concerned, she demanded that he test her husband for it too. Doctor. I woke up from anethesia and started talking about my ex to the nurse. So I get on my phone and call the nurse assistant and as her to bring in some ice water. On further question it transpired that four times a day he was spraying the dogs coat with the ventolin inhaler. Filter. “As a young man, I wasn’t introspective enough to articulate the precise factors which drew me to a career in medicine. She explained that he washed the condom with hot water and soap before he used said condom again.. About a year prior her dentist had messes up an infraorbital nerve block and caused some swelling in that region but that all was resolved. Breathing fine. Che cos'è una storia e come funziona? Doc looked me in the eye and said "Phil330, that's a pimple". The story was written in Yalta and had been completed by 11 November 1898. I'm not a doctor, but I'm an ER nurse. Apparently the itch was in his spleen because that thing was deep. A one-off television film, co-produced with Universal Pictures and 20th Century Fox Television, was screened on the Fox Network in the United States in 1996. In 1991, Kathryn Montgomery published Doctors’ Stories, a meticulous excavation of medicine’s narrative foundations and functions . Creating an account means you agree with Bored Panda's, We and our trusted partners use technology such as cookies on our site to personalize content and ads, provide, social media features, and analyze our traffic. “Just go back to sleep.” Yehudi is the name of my dog. doctor working in COVID-19 ward By Simon Little Global News Posted December 23, 2020 8:37 pm To his light tap at a chamber door a woman's voice said,--"Come in." Human stupidity will never stop to surprise me. You can always call and ask for clarification when you need it. A mother came in with her son to discuss treating his acne. "It's mentally, physically and emotionally draining," said Dr. Nick Kwan, who struggled to articulate the toll that COVID-19 has placed on patients and L.A. County hospitals. Below you will find a social story about going to the doctor, to help children prepare for check-ups/appointments. They're used for many pain pgt patients who have Multiple sclerosis there's one called marinol, Not a doctor but my dad is an opthamologist (eye doctor). The patient basically burnt his tongue but was insisting on a X-ray to ensure nothing is wrong. Wojtys is a professor of orthopaedic surgery and sports medicine with U-M MedSport. We respect your privacy. As soon as the words are out of my mouth the whole family screams "NOOOO! So my parents agreed to all of this. I see some crazy stuff, but one thing that stands out was the time I was admitting a guy to the hospital. “Being a doctor was, for me, the ultimate opportunity to help others. When we asked what happened to the other one, she said she was out. This submission is hidden. They can help ease anxiety or set expectations for behavior in certain situations. “Don’t worry about a thing,” he assured me. He once told me that one of his patients came in utterly confused why the "medicine in his glasses no work anymore.". This was further solidified when I understood that medical translational research has direct impact on we the patients. Was doing surgery on a 19 year old who tested positive for meth and cocaine who was grilling the anesthesiologist about every drug we were going to use in surgery because "he doesn't like putting chemicals in his body", The day after I had surgery on my leg, a nurse came into my hospital room with a box in her hand. Doctor Jones, Doctor Jones, GET UP NOW! Before leaving home she used a little feminine deodorant spray, just in case.She gets to her appointment and is assisted into the stirrups for her pelvic exam.The doc takes a quick look and says "My, aren't we fancy today! Every time your doctor tells you that the drug you take has been proved to work, ... You can read a summary of the province's updated vaccine rollout plan at the bottom of this story.7-day case average tops 3,000Ontario reported another 3,128 cases of COVID-19 and 51 more deaths of people with the illness on … "Patient: "I have to go. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. It’s shaped by experiences and hard to put into words. I then get really confused and tired afterwards, and I can't remember much of anything that happens to me until I take a nice long nap. Read about some of the inspiring journeys others have made from applicant to medical student to physician. Jeruss is an associate professor of surgery and director of the Breast Care Center. Doctor here. Reply ↓ HUMOR_ME_NOW March 24, 2011 at 1:53 pm. The last 24h had been horrible. Social stories are a research-based tool used to help children prepare for real-life events. "Well this is gonna be a problem. I went to the doctor to treat my soar throat and I agreed to get a shot of penicillin. haha. ", 'Put him back- he doesn't go outside often' lol, "I have the Ebola". Nursing student, that's not youth. When he brought the many pieces back to the optometrist to have the glasses replaced, the assistant asked what had happened. Her mom asked me to adjust her scrotum. David Marcozzi, a top medical adviser to Maryland Gov. Perhaps needless to say the patient was lost to followup. A few weeks later, we get the fax that she went to the breastfeeding clinic and everything was fine. Patient: I’m sorry to have so many questions. Carver is a maternal fetal medicine specialist. As I leaned in to check her eyes, my older patient got a little frisky.“You remind me of my third husband,” she said coyly.“Third husband?” I asked. Had a woman who was in active labor, despite insisting she couldn't be pregnant. A doctor who is paying attention to high-stakes story crafting like that learns just how much stories matter. damn! "We explain again. I feel like our doctors should not assists those couples to have children.If you can not figure out how sex works, dont raise children thx. Amputations might have indeed 'ran' in the family if they all had the same health habits, or lack thereof... Im ashamed to say I have a story that fits here. The pieces just didn't add up and so I started questioning him more closely. Quitting is always better than smoking. So my parents agreed to all of this.Few weeks later, I'm back in the hospital. I mean, they did sleep with each other every night. As far back as I can remember, I knew I was going to be a doctor. Heard this story from a nurse friend.Some guy was dancing in skin tight leather pants at the opening of a new nightclub in a nearby small city. “Whoa! And I also wanted her to go around saying it to other people. Med student here, but I have had two winners.When discussing a precancerous skin lesion on a patient, they opted to use their "laser ray" instead of classic treatment. She wanted to explore alternative treatments like coffee enemas (?) One could also say that it is an adventure story, because for the protagonist the visit to the doctor had a lot of emotion. I had to explain to a grown man I still work with that tampons don't break down in a woman's urine after they were finished using them. I had him open his mouth, saw nothing. But I, and other doctors here at U-M, understood the patient's medical problems. I book her an appointment at a breastfeeding clinic, give her some resources, etc. Anyhow I'm at the computer going over some admission questions with him and his 10 family members who are crowded in the room with him. There was an anaesthetic that we used that sometimes induced some hallucinations either going under or coming out of anaesthesia and heard some funny things. No blood. Doc here. But my doctor knew how to calm me down. Please provide your email address and we will send your password shortly. "Sir, you actually had a heart attack." After having them talk through step by step what they did in bed, he learned the guy was just sticking it in and nothing else. Genetics of the Daleks is a thrilling Doctor Who adventure with some surprising twists and turns – including some clear connections to Time Lord Victorious. So I told them I was about to blow their minds and showed him his girlfriends uvula. Bored Panda works better on our iPhone app! “Each time I work closely with young doctors and medical students, I am again reminded of my initial motivation to become a doctor. “But there was a toilet in there, so I didn’t need this after all.”, I can picture the nurse facepalming in my head. 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I looked up at the aide and down at the baby sized poo and back at the aide and did my best not to laugh or make a sound.All I could think of is how I legit felt like I delivered a baby. Female pt came in complaining of infertility. I was just laying there on my side blowing chunks with the needle still stuck in my ass. There's a story behind every application. I've had a patient claim that amputations run in his family.He said that was the only reason he needed both legs taken off above the knee. Though it was often hard, I have no doubt that my upbringing formed the foundation of my own work ethic, attention to detail and ability to prioritize and sacrifice to achieve an important goal. She said, "Oh, my, no, that's far too personal to discuss in polite company. Said every boy pet ever- upon waking up after trip to the the vet. Walked in and pulled his pants down and left the door open not come from a family of doctors my. 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