I hate to say this but if you’ve hit 40 and had a sucky birthday, there’s a good chance that birthdays will suck for the rest of your life. Now buck up and go slime yourself for me:) See more ideas about anthony michael hall, anthony, the breakfast club. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. All the cliche. Anyone? You big pussy CB. It was written and directed by John Hughes in his directorial debut Plot. Sixteen Candles (1984) Soundtrack 4 May 1984. I would even have gladly accepted the consolation prize of being felt up by a grandparent and having a weird chinese guy named after a duck’s dork call me “hot stuff”. "Sixteen Candles" is highly regarded by many as one of the best 80s Rom-Coms, but it contains multiple themes of racism, sexism, ableism, and classism that, quite frankly, aren’t funny 1. and many many more for ole mangina! CB. Just once I want my life to be like a John Hughes movie. Late birthday greetings. I may be heading up your way next month to visit my sister, perhaps Gary and I can take you out for a belated birthday dinner? Just saying..you can create your own reality with this one. god damn it, you know full well that I’d have taken you out for COCKtails and then dinner (or dinHIM) and then back for swatting your ass 40 times. I didn’t get any b-day cards from my brothers and my parents are both dead. Yesterday. I posted on facebook that I was going to be at a certain saloon in NYC at 5:30 so people could stop by on their way to the theater (many of my friends are Broadway ushers) and nobody showed up. Happy belated 40th! “I can’t believe I gave my panties to a geek” – Happy Birthday CB. Sam is seen as very insecure and unsatisfied with her love life but eventually is able to attract the boy of her dreams, as we see them embrace, in … But to be fair, he’s dealing with the recent passing of my uncle, so it’s sort of understandable. Is it too late for you to come here/me to come there and let me shower you with attention and birthday treats? Of course my father forgot my birthday entirely. Such an old, old man! We all have that one movie that changed our lives forever—the one we have seen countless times that we have memorized the dialogues and monologues of every character. Watch: Ben Stiller, Jon Cryer, Billy Zane & Kyra Sedgwick Audition for ‘Back to the Future’, Your Range as an Actor May be More Important Than Specialization, Interview: Brad William Henke on ‘The Stand’, How He Prepares For a Role and Why He Likes Self-Tapes, Interview: Laurence Leboeuf on ‘Transplant’, Going to Medical Boot Camp and Why She Likes Being “Surprised” By Her Character, Gillian Jacobs on Not “Repeating Herself” and Finding a “Character’s Internal Logic”, Sarah Paulson on ‘Ratched’, Character Research and “Honoring” Louise Fletcher’s Performance. No cake. For anything. But, as I said before, I was stupidly hoping for more than I got. I know how it feels…I got ignored for my 50th. Too bad he didn’t know that at the time***. Small comfort, I know, after the fact but I truly hate that your birthday, especially your 40th, was not the day it should of been, expectations or know. And then do you think that the ‘surprise’ party that my Mom laid on the next day happened by accident. Now it’s definitely bad. Sorry this one fell short…happy bday, amigo. happy happy 40th (you don’t look a day over 35!) We just had bagels last week for another birthday. Plus 24 more candles equals...? Unfortunately my day started with everyone at work blowing it off. They not only got office parties, but they also had the traditional “over the hill” parties replete with funny gifts and tombstones, black streamers, black balloons and black cake. Wish I knew how I could make it better. Love of the Common People (Extended Version) Paul Young. Wishing you all those wishes and some hot man to give you your birthday spankings! Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. I’m also the type that’s got too much pride to advertise my own birthday weeks in advance. Sixteen Candles (1984) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. When Mike is accused of hitting his younger sister. I must admit the flowers from mom were an unexpected bright spot in my day. So, I’m filing this birthday away in the “suck bin”– along with my other craptacular milestone birthdays, namely my 18th and 21st. Affiliate links provides compensation to Daily Actor which helps us remain online, giving you the resources and information actors like you are looking for. Selections range from one to five minutes and include comedy, drama, and everything in between. Having a birthday on a Wednesday really sucks as well. Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. I’ll buy you a drink when you’re around Philly. Not even a ‘happy birthday’. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I buy my employee’s a cake for their birthday, but that is out of my own pocket… our company doesn’t do anything for employee’s. Your FB info doesn’t list it, either. At least this way I actually get a… Change ). Sixteen Candles, on the other hand, is a coming of age story of a young teenage girl, Sam, and her journey through high school. And it’s not like they’ve stopped doing this shit. Sorry your birthday (and your 40th at that) was not so great. Yesterday was my birthday too. Finally, the Sixteen Candles script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the John Hughes movie with Molly Ringwald. 1h 39m. I wanted all that planned for me and to just be taken out. I hope all your blogger buddies write down your birthday for next year!! Plus 24 more candles equals…? Unless you’re into the diaper thing….. if you lived in philly, you would NOT have been ignored, that’s for damn sure! Unlike other monologue collections where they are all about the same length and have a similar voice, these monologues have enough variety to challenge any skill level. And now I feel bad because all that sounds like more fun than chocolate mousse and a whirl on the Wii. Voila! To hell with everyone else. Buddy– Smooch! To be clear, I was definitely NOT expecting this level of fete. But, noone else in my family remembered either. But, I did have a nice B-day dinner (Mexican) with the Evilganome. Inspired designs on t-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more by independent artists and designers from around the world. Two separate collections of monologues comprised of 50 monologues for girls and 50 monologues for guys. Annie Hall Sixteen Candles Mise-en-scene is compilation of everything that appears on the screen from actors, lighting, props and costumes. Sure everything starts out a mess but it always ends up great and hopeful and awesome with a big scene where the main character puts on a huge display of out-of-character-ness in front of the whole world and wins the day. Granted the chocolates were all broken and melted together when I got them, but it’s the thought that counts. I feel that if you have to constantly poke and prod people into remembering your birthday, then any sort of recognition on the day feels rather forced. Snowballed • AC/DC. Remember way back when 30 was considered over the hill for gay men. And I want Judd Nelson walking across the school parking lot thrusting his hand into the air 'cause he knows he got me. This collection is perfect for classroom practice, auditions, and competitions. I had no idea it was your birthday! My boss did remember and gave me a nice birthday card. Yes, lordy lordy look who turned 40! At least you are consistent with having crappy milestone birthdays. I need one that was preformed by her, I would prefer it to be from Pretty in Pink, The Breakfast Club, or Sixteen Candles. Directed by John Hughes. 46m. Hey there Pity Party Patty. -Mark. So—if you are ever in NYC, let me know. I had to go out and buy my own birthday cake. And for the third party in September? I feel your pain. ( Log Out /  You see, I’d never received flowers before. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. Music playing in Mike's bedroom. And earlier this year one of the accountants turned 40. ( Log Out /  Sixteen Candles is an absolutely classic 80s romantic comedy that skyrocketed Molly Ringwald’s career, and made the world fall in love with Anthony Michael Hall, who played a … And for bigger birthdays, they’ll even sneak in and decorate your cube with banners and shit. Sure my mother and a few aunts always remembered and if I was in a relationship that person would but hell who else would know? Pity parties kinda suck, you deserved much better for your 40th. But that really isn’t my style. But no. Home » Monologues » ‘Easy A’ (Olive): “Is chivalry dead?”. Lots of my friends on facebook wished me well only because facebook reminds them that it was my birthday. Samantha "Sam" Baker (Molly Ringwald) Not-So-Sweet Sixteen. Kajagoogoo (Main Title Song) • … What more do you want? I would have seen to THAT! When she arrived, they had a skeleton sitting in her chair with a wig on it. While Netflix, one of the most popular video streaming services, only launched in the 1990s, we mothers had also gushed about nostalgic 80s teen movies. Just once I want my life to be like a John Hughes movie. Oops. VIEWS. With Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, Justin Henry, Michael Schoeffling. I suppose I could have foisted my birthday on the small group of acquaintances I have. Or really even just a regular guy who thought enough of me to make me a cake and have me make a wish while we sat on a glass dining room table. Anyway, I rang you and sang happy birthday in French. I’m sending 41 virtual paddywhacks your way and the line starts right.behind.me. How in the hell do people know it’s your birthday unless you are CONSTANTLY reminding them. I turned 45, bought a new toaster with my birthday coupon from Ace Hardware and then had dinner at Outback sitting at the bar, by myself, reading the Mets game. I hope your weekend includes some tequila and some naked adult naughty time!!! M’Lynn Eatenton's Monologue from Steel Magnolias including context, text and video example. Thanks! I started hating it when I was in my teens. That’s sort of nice, isn’t it? Although given my luck, the table would’ve shattered under the weight and I’d have ended up “end up ” in the emergency room with shards of glass in my backside. Dont think I even have it on my Facebook calendar. Look on the bright side: maybe your friends are planning a big, 40th birthday blow-out for Fri or Sat night so you can really ‘celebrate’ without having to slog into work the next day. Love of the Common People • Paul Young. But a bunch of her problems would be solved if she wished for what every sixteen-year-old needs: some self-confidence. SONGS. ( Log Out /  Then today I read we do too. Happy Belated! Happy belated birthday. Disclaimer: Daily Actor at times uses affiliate links to sites like Amazon.com, Masterclass, streaming services, and others. Answer Save. Sixteen Candles "Celebrating 'Sixteen Candles'" (38:04) is the first documentary offered on the DVD collection, and sets the disappointing tone for the rest of the supplements to come. When the "dude-erus speaks, E.F. Hutton listens. Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. Relevance. Summary: Olive wants her life to be like one from a teen movie. Happy 40th, Mister! Unfortunately, we’re the type that don’t get much attention, but happy birthday my friend. Rambling Along In Life (With a Stern Point of View), Too Disgusting to Contemplate, Too Compelling to Ignore. Sixteen Candles (1984) Starring Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, John Cusack, Joan Cusack, Paul Dooley, and Michael Schoeffling. Welcome to the glass-half-empty life. Baby, I had to work at making my birthday happen – do you think that fifty of my most fabulous friends all bearing gifts and alcohol actually turned up for my first fortieth party without me telling them it was my birthday? *** update:  To be fair, Kyle DID try to get me out for dinner. Just look at movies like Sixteen Candles: it used to be only sort of bad to rape people. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Oh and Happy Belated! Olive wants her life to be like one from a teen movie. November 30, 2020 November 30, 2020 Joseph Arnone Family Drama 1 Act Play: Them Candles, Teen Drama Play: Them Candles by Joseph Arnone, Teen Monologue from One Act Plays, Teen Monologues from Drama Plays, Teenage Monologues from 1 Act Plays So it’s not like there was an abundance of folks willing to plan something on my behalf. As it was, I had a bagel sandwich and watched HGTV until Kyle brought over some chocolate mousse and we played some Wii. I got nothing this year. Well, I suppose I wanted friends to drag my lousy ass out for dinner or miniature golf or to Dave and Busters. And I want Judd Nelson walking across the school parking lot thrusting his hand into the air ’cause he knows he got me. sixteen-candles.JPG. You can’t really go out and get blottoed because you still have to slog through two more days. I need a Molly Ringwald monologue!? advertisement. John Hughes didn’t direct my life. I mean, I can count the number of friends I have here in Minnesota on one dick. I worked hard to make sure that every living relative was in that room. Kaitlyn Anderson: Actor, Extra and Model - Queensland, Australia I did NOT know it was your birthday and i assure you, if I did I would have acknowledge it and if we lived even remotely near each other I would have offered to celebrate with you. Type: Comediceval(ez_write_tag([[468,60],'dailyactor_com-medrectangle-3','ezslot_1',156,'0','0'])); Character: Olive Penderghast, a high school student who has lied about losing her virginity to a college boy. At least your boobies are full grown now! Feb 13, 2020 - Explore Roger Anderson's board "anthony m hall" on Pinterest. From me and “Molly”. Scriptwriting; The Breakfast Club Script PDF: Plot, Monologues, and Scene Analysis. Somewhere, way out there, in an undisclosed location, maybe, Anthony Michael Hall's ears are burning. Y’all need to be getting over yourself right now! Sam is unhappy with her body. My mother, of course, remembered my birthday. Molly Ringwald and Michael Schoeffling in director John Hughes' 1984 teen classic, "Sixteen Candles." I will add it. Titles for girls include: The Runaway, The Betrayal, Love at First Sight, Sixteen Candles, A Central Park Moon, Talking to Myself, Our First Kiss, and more After the success of The Wolf Man, Chaney became Universal’s go-to monster—he needed a break from the make-up chair as much as he longed for a more conventional leading man’s role. Sam wants what every kid wants for their sixteenth birthday: a date, a car, and maybe some cake. ( Log Out /  It’s not like I wanted a surprise birthday breakfast and a huge party with tons of friends, a pink Trans Am in the driveway with a ribbon around it, and a really hot guy like you meet in France and you do it on a cloud without getting pregnant or herpes. 40 was great, 45 no so much. I had no idea. Unless you have a “Wonderful Life” or “Christmas Carol” kind of epiphany of sorts and en-masse a ton of friends who hang on your every word. You deserve lots of attention…hugs. After 14,610 days on this planet, it was treated basically the same as day 14,609. I mean, you’re only like 20 hours away and I DO have a 3 day weekend….sigh…happy belated birthday handsome. High quality Sixteen Candles gifts and merchandise. And I want Judd Nelson walking across the school parking lot thrusting his hand into the air ’cause he knows he got me. So belated Happy Birthday! I want to ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. The Breakfast Club is one of the greatest coming-of-age films of all time. A girl's "sweet" sixteenth birthday becomes anything but special, as she suffers from every embarrassment possible. Learn Now with hotties like Anderson Cooper (42) the sky is the limit. DAMMIT! To fully appreciate Sixteen Candles, John Hughes's directorial debut, one must understand what films were like before the Hughes Revolution.. The bright spot for me yesterday was finding out that Chris Pine shared my birthday. At least this way I actually get a party. But each line is so uniquely attached to … List of Songs. Add scene description. I chalk up some of my misery to the day of the week. She sent me a nice present of chocolates and gift cards, and actually had flowers delivered to work for me. What did I want? Take comfort in knowing that you share your birthday with Macaulay Culkin (though he turned 29). Girl will remember a passage so powerful it’s gotten its own title: the “Cool Girl” monologue. The Inner Sanctum mysteries could have done the trick—the franchise was based on a popular radio show and came with a built-in audience. We will go have dinner, a movie, and celebrate our birthdays. But if I’m being totally honest (and it’s my pity party so I get to be) I guess I was expecting more. Atleast it doesn’t fall on the day after Christmas like mine! I got two cards and a handful of “happy birthdays”. If you can find something from another on of her works, that would be great too! Well, because I work in a family owned company who puts out monthly birthday lists, and birthday celebrants at the very least get a bagel breakfast (for you and all the office). He’s also an accessory to date rape. Why should I care about work, you say? I turned 49. Sorry I didn’t wish you a Happy Birthday. All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. The well-wishing truly did mean a lot to me, as I was anticipating that everyone was just going to space off my special day. Olive Penderghast, a high school student who has lied about losing her virginity to a college boy. So I think I’m going to use my little blog here to throw my very own pity party. But I was very cranky, and didn’t make it very easy. 173. 255K. Done the whole “It’s three weeks until my birthday… it’s two weeks until my birthday… my birthday is next week… guess who turns 40 tomorrow” thing. The '80s icon, of The Breakfast Club and Sixteen Candles fame, is presently the … From anyone. And therefore rather disingenuous. Well now the whole blogsphere knows, so get ready! Happy Belated Birthday. I fuckin’ hate my birthday for a lot of the same reasons. The Breakfast Club Script Takeaway #1 The Breakfast Club Quotes. 1 Answer. Sixteen Candles is a 1984 American coming-of-age comedy film starring Molly Ringwald, Michael Schoeffling, and Anthony Michael Hall. The different situations, styles, and voices make it easy for actors to find a monologue they can relate to. Do you really want to be reminded that you’re so much more closer to a dirt bath? This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Sixteen Candles. Here’s what I really wanted for my birthday: Yes, Jake Ryan would have been a nice birthday treat. Looking forward to the pic accompanying the “I’m not getting older, I’m just getting better” post…. Buehller?? I expected more from a guy that, well comes across so sharp. I mean, I really didn’t get jack shit yesterday. Happy 40th Buddy…I truly wish we lived closer to each other, so that I could help you celebrate the occasion…in style! And taking the day off and then having to come back in for the rest of the week would just make the sucking that much more vivid. But even so, I send you For those that did remember and wished me a happy birthday, thank you so much! How’s a bro to adjust? Sure they would have had to force me to go because I was having a fairly miserable day, but at least then I would have known people cared enough to try to make it somewhat memorable for me. Heck, I even got bagels on my birthday SIX DAYS after I hired in! On its face, what happens in The Breakfast Club script—five people sit in a room and talk about their feelings—doesn’t exactly seem like the best idea for a movie. Sorry I forgot your birthday. Sorry to have missed your “big day”. happy belated sweetie!!! Maybe chivalry isn’t dead, but it’s in a coma and the prognosis isn’t good. For kind of a ‘big number’ birthday, it was a real non-event and basically forgotten/overlooked by nearly everyone. So I think I'm going to use my little blog here to throw my very own pity party. Written and directed by John Hughes. Anderson: Actor, Extra and Model - Queensland, Australia Voila debut Plot s dealing with the recent of... All those wishes and some hot man to give you your birthday for next!. The background is solid and opening monologue has many lines and they have been a nice b-day dinner ( ). Wednesday really sucks as well from around the world life ( with a wig on it by the pop consciousness... 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