At a gyno appointment when I was 19, I was all situated on the table with my legs up, fully exposed. Last time I was at the gyno, my doctor was getting ready to start the exam while her assistant was opening one of the disposable tools. 8. routine and other things to tease and taunt me about it. Sometimes it's the little things that light the biggest fire in us. And then PROCEEDS TO PLAY the piano while she sings her piece. target_type: 'mix' What a Urologist Does (and Why You Shouldn’t Be Afraid to See One) Feeling squeamish about an upcoming visit to the urologist? I went in for a prostate exam and when the doctor was performing it, I ejaculated. I found it very embarrassing and very unfair at the time, but later I came to accept that girls just naturally get more privileges than boys. ... 27 Stories About Going To The Doctor That Will Leave You. ,
I looked at her with my jaw dropped and it clicked a few seconds later that she was talking about the difficulty of opening the tool, and not my vagina. Some doctors have the kinds of specialties that might make others cringe - but those doctors who specialize in reproductive and excretory systems are literal life savers! After seeing Dirty South�s thread about his urology appointment today, it made me reminisce of the first and last time I went to see my urologist.

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My dad once stopped mowing the lawn to tell me to put the lawnmower (big red lawnmower with an 8 foot deck) onto the trailer so when he was done mowing the lawn we could tow it to the next location. It all happened in about 3 seconds but felt like an eternity of unending embarrassment and shock.

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It was a net covering a biga** water reservoir and I sank in it knees deep before I got right out. BuzzFeed Junior Writer We asked the ... "I used to work in a urology office. Things. Parents Share Their Best 'Wait, Is That My Child!?' I'm a 32-year-old guy and I had my annual physical yesterday, done by the nurse practitioner at my doctor's office. Urological Examination for Male. Nope, no idea ... neither of us had any idea he knew how to play.

Not exactly sure how he snuck that past us; we searched his bedroom, found no hidden piano.

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My kid was last. And that just might be the worst, most awful, most embarrassing story of my life. If you think I did, you should report me. ,

I could see him inside panicking as the doors slowly closed, and as the elevator started to ascend he put his hand out to gesture an apology.

For some reason, the sight of him and his hand gesture slowly floating up in the elevator made me laugh so much. This clip demonstrates a male genital exam. Some men are more comfortable with other males around when doing intimate exams and procedures. Posted by lemon at 12:08 PM. Gynecologists, proctologists, and urologists, what's the most awkward thing that's happened to you with a patient? The exam was routine until she told me to lie back and place my feet into the stirrups. – Anonymous. Or our brain is just going to malfunction. If not more. It just made me wonder if they thought it was a treat to see a young fit male get erect. All Rights Reserved. I explain to him, professionally, that he should ejaculate into the cup we provided. At the urologist’s office, I filled all the necessary paper work and provide the nurse with a urine sample. Experiences, People Describe The Weirdest Thing Their Body Does That They Don't Really Talk About. ,

We started playing scientists and began mixing them all up in random ways and to this day I'm still surprised we didn't blow ourselves up or melt our faces off. We suppose they're so used to not talking about a patient's personal issues with anyone but them (thank you HIPPA!) QUESTIONS TO CONSIDER In the clip the physician has the client cough while she palpates the inguinal area. Please be advised: This clip may contain sensitive content. window._taboola = window._taboola || []; If you spend all weekend with them and they act like little monsters the entire time, you might shed a small tear for their teacher come Monday morning. Pt was a young male. These both really offend me. Brahmbhatt is a urologist at Orlando Health's South Lake Hospital in Clermont, Florida, where he’s also the co-director of the PUR Clinic, which stands for Personalized Urology and Robotics. The doctor was adjusting her wheely stool, it slipped, she lost her balance and went headfirst into my spread eagle crotch. This story is a work of fiction. Don’t be. We enter his bladder and there is a huge KNOT in the cord. Moms just sitting there horrified. That ended up being just as awkward. Then he was like "well he told me to bear down and I did"...... Well...did he buy you a drink at least ??

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Had to get airlifted off the mountain to a field where flight for life took me to the hospital with a broken wrist, broken humerus, shattered elbow, ruptured diaphragm, broken ribs, and a laceration on my spleen. When it was my turn and I was called in I was surprised how both the doctor and the nurse were very attractive. That's what happened to these unlucky people! placement: 'Mid Article Thumbnails', Email This BlogThis! She gave me a rather thorough genital exam AND a rectal exam while I was spreadeagled naked like that. Yes!!! The doctor also smiled a couple times and seemed to stay in that area for a while. Even more embarrassing was when she gave it back after I was getting changed out of my hospital gown. I still hate myself for it. I had a 3:15 p.m. appointment at the physical therapist for a persistent knot in my back along with a few other issues (it’s totally cheap to go, so why not) and learned right away that it’s best to wear a loose shirt that gives him easy access … Since 2003 I have been consulting with a urologist regarding ED. The story describes Jim’s entrance physical exam as it is given by a female doctor and nurse. Just like these stories from these parents below. They don’t like being intimately handled by and in front of women. We had a two story house: the basement with garage, fireplace/wood storage, utility room with laundry. Had a great conversation with the doc. I'm not being mean that is just simple, scientific fact. She was checking for a hernia, so grabbed his testicles and asked him to cough. I got lucky it wasn't my legs or head or neck.

Worst part is if I'd have been patient I could've taken the little trail down next to the rock face that I climbed. When I was younger, I went to the doctor, and I’m not sure why, but he had to see my dick for some reason. He turned his head and did his best crow imitation: "Caw! Share to Twitter Share to Facebook Share to Pinterest. Most urology practices in the United States do not employ male nurses or assistants, even in larger cities. He asks what that is, and if his mom can help him. I knew that at the urologist’s office I would be given an always embarrassing and forever uncomfortable “internal examination of the rectum.” So I showered and didn’t wear any underwear because I don’t like wearing garments at all really, and any excuse that I can get … This is a serious problem because approximately 75 percent of urology patients are male. There's a whole lot of looking at your body, touching it and tapping it, sometimes with clothes needing to be removed. The Frown. He doesn't understand. ,

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